My Day

Short summary of my day... watch here:
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Excuse me?

I will share this one secret with you: I have been saving up for a neck-tuck.You see how it sags under there? Look – don’t judge; it’s tough looking like you were once a morbidly obsese dog that’s recently lost 100 pounds. One thing I’m really happy to say is that I do not need lip injections. Those suckers are puffy enough.

There's something in my Bed!?!

Here’s another video from when I was just a puppy, I was pretty sure there was something in my bed…

My Best Buddy, Hudson

Who the Heck is THAT!?!

I like to use my doggie blog to share my thoughts…and I think it’s important to talk about your feelings, so I’m going to share something that’s been bothering me.

You’re going to think I’m crazy, like maybe I’ve OD’ed on salmon sticks, but this is the god’s honest truth…there’s another dog upstairs in the bedroom! The weird part is…he never eats, never sleeps, never goes for walks…and every time I go to check him out he’s just sitting there staring back at me. I bark at him, ”Hey buddy! Time to get yourself together! Leave the bedroom! You can do it!”, but man, he’s really stuck in his routine. He just barks back, but he’s still there every time I go check on him. Probably borderline OCD hermit – I’m telling you I’ve never seen  this guy leave this one spot EVER. Mom and dad don’t seem to care, actually they laugh at him (which, despite how much I love them, seems pretty dodgy as far as animal rights go; he’s clearly in need of a psychiatic intervention).

Ok, so phew. This secret dog-in-the-bedroom thing is out, and I feel better having shared this this with you – and let me know if you’ve ever met a dog with this same problem; I’d like to help the poor guy if I can.